"Seeping Booty"

One does not always know what to do when cousins leave "Seeping Booty" at your house for a week, especially when "Seeping Booty" happens to be the only girly toy around these parts. What does one do with such a toy?

First, we stare at her for a little while, trying to figure out whether she bounces, crashes, vrooms, or makes farm noises (which is pretty much what all our current toys do). Pretty soon, we realize that she is staring back at us, that she is wearing pink, that she is a princess, and that princesses always get the special treatment.

 So... we take her for a ride on her chariot throughout the house... like any good prince would do. Don't worry, SJ, we took very good care of "Seeping Booty." Glad she's back home where she belongs!